'Tis The Season

Red Solo Cup

Red as Rudolph's nose

Pretty girl underneath the mistletoe

Got a holiday bonus from my boss that I'm ready to blow

It's going to be anything but a silent night

Crazy Uncle Rick's got a new ex-wife

But as long as the turkey's in the oven and the beer's on ice

It'll be alright

I'm just trying to ho-ho-ho-hold on to the moment

Sure hope it snows Christmas morning

So put some whiskey in your eggnog

To get you through time with your in-laws

I saw Mom and Santa Claus

Dirty dancing in the kitchen

Say you're nice even if you're naughty

Grizzly evergreen in your stocking

Wherever you are, whoever you're with

Whatever your reason

'Tis the season

Tree tied to the top of an F-150

One sip of Baby Duck, Grandma's getting tipsy

Yeah, we're rocking around

Praying he'll fit down the chimney

You'll find me putting back mimosas in my new PJs

Lit before 11, it's a Christmas slay

Come one, come y'all

Deck the halls, it's a holiday

Oh yeah

So put some whiskey in your eggnog

To get you through time with your in-laws

I saw Mom and Santa Claus

Dirty dancing in the kitchen

Say you're nice even if you're naughty

Grizzly evergreen in your stocking

Wherever you are, whoever you're with

Whatever your reason

'Tis the season

Yeah, 'tis the season

I'm just trying to hold on to the moment

Sure hope it snows Christmas morning

But if it don't man

Put some whiskey in your eggnog

To get you through time with your in-laws

I saw Mom and Santa Claus

Dirty dancing in the kitchen

Say you're nice even if you're naughty

Grizzly evergreen in your stocking

Wherever you are, whoever you're with

Whatever your reason

'Tis the season

Wherever you are, whoever you're with

Whatever your reason

'Tis the season