Behold a Lady

Sophisti-funk, aristocats

Distinguished dogs, clean up your act

Pull up your pants, ladies and gents

Please, act like you got some sense

You know what I really wanna know?

Where do all the good girls go?

What club they hang at?

Behold

A lady

I see you standing on the wall

Clap, clap, you deserve it all

Behold

Candy-coated unicorns are

A lady

Quite hard to find

I see you standing on the wall

The classic lady, a rare breed indeed

Clap, clap, you deserve it all

Is that make and model discontinued?

Today, I might snow, tomorrow, I'll rain

3000's always changing but you stay the same

And I need that

Hey, I need that

In my life

When I feel washed up and inadequate

And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get

You make me smile, you make me smile

You make me smile, you make me—

Oh, you're the anchor that holds me down

When my ship is sinking, you won't let me drown

And I'm grateful

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

Behold

Maybe they disappeared with the dinosaurs?

A lady

Oh, but that's such a Big Bang Theory

I see you standing on the wall

Maybe they're still around?

Clap, clap, you deserve it all

But only to be seen with appreciative eyes

Behold

Maybe they were taken for granted?

A lady

And lost all their magic

I see you standing on the wall

Oh, how awful

Clap, clap, you deserve it all

Oh, so tragic

Yo' mama's old-fashioned, yo' daddy don't play

Fashioned, don't play

You'll always be this lovely 'cause they raised you that way

Hallelujah! Thank ya, Jesus! Thank ya, Lord!

Thank ya, Jesus! Thank ya, Lord!

Thank ya, Jesus! Thank ya, Lord!

You're not extra extra, you're so plain Jane

The ying to my yang, darlin', you've got that thang

And you know it, but yet you don't

But yet you don't and that's what's so cool

You don't say too much, but when you do, it's profound

In the street, you hold your head high

At home, you get low down for me

Can't get no lower

Can't get no lower

Can't get no lower, yeah

Oh, you're the anchor that holds me down

When my ship is sinking, you won't let me drown, ah-ah-ah-ah

Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums

To see what a lady looks like

Behold

So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight

A lady

Yes, if you spot one, good sir, treat her right

I see you standing on the wall

Benjamin André, signing off

I see you standing on the wall

Clap, clap, you deserve it all

Thanks a million

Good luck and goodnight

Behold

A lady

I see you standing on the wall

Clap, clap, you deserve it all

Behold

A lady

I see you standing on the wall

Clap, clap, you deserve it all

Behold

A lady

I see you standing on the wall