Not Quite The Same

Mavis couldn't quite make it on Saturday

Berryl was stuck on the tube from Victoria

Cheryl and the rest had all found new boyfriends

The only one left was the one in his head

So he busied himself, quite amusing himself, by abusing himself

All of his life he had wanted one true love

One girl he could worship all day out all night in

Alas all the girls he had met in his short life

Were girls who always quite looked like his dad's wife

So he busied himself, quite amusing himself, by abusing himself

Oh dear what a pity, a pity, what a shame, oh what a shame

Girls on glossy paper, never quite the same, not quite the same

Always saying sorry, never quite the same, not quite the same

Sitting one evening wrapped up in the TV

His doggy insists that he must find a tree so he

Puts on his coat and he searches around for a

Platinum lighter he dropped on the ground and he

Bruises himself, where he uses himself, for abusing himself

Out in the park he was walking his doggy

He saw a young lady who made him feel soggy

He spoke to her softly, she made not a sound

He realized that his match he had found

She was losing herself, quite amusing herself, by abusing herself