My Sister

My Uncle Roy's a preacher

And my momma she's a saint

My cousin deserves a medal

For the most Church wine drank

I ain't afraid of no girlfriend

Meetin' my sweet dad

But my sister could kick your ass

My sister could kick your ass

Square you up and put you

Flat on your back

So don't you mess with her little brother

Unless you want your jaw jacked

My sister could kick your ass

My brother ain't never

Backed down from no fight

I've seen him take down men

Damn near twice his size

But after two or three longnecks

And a little sniff of jack

My sister could kick your ass

Well my sister could kick your ass

Square you up and put you

Flat on your back

So don't you mess with her little brother

Unless you want your jaw jacked

My sister could kick your ass

Here she comes

Aw look out

Standing at five-two out of southern Ohio

With ninety-six blackouts

She currently holds the title

For the "say that shit to my face" championship

Of her weight class

My sister could kick your ass

My sister could kick your ass

Square you up and put you

Flat on your back

So don't you mess with her little brother

Unless you want your jaw jacked

My sister could kick your ass

My sister could kick your ass