Stick Up

I shoulda been a porn star

I shoulda been a stripper

Oh man I’m such a hoe

I shoulda been a politician

Elections and erections

I’m winning all the polls

I don’t know how to golf

But know more than 18 holes

It’s a stick up

Up in this strip club

Fill up my tip cup

Said it’s a stick up

In the strip club

Fill my tip cup

When I dip I

Get your dick up

I’m your savior

Out here begging

masqueraded as

campaigning

Yeah they tell me I’m so privileged

But they can’t see how I did it

I was fucking everybody on the low

they love me

They love me

They say want to touch me

But I can’t hear a thing

Unless they tell me it with money

I need you

I love you

I say with respect

But I lie on my back so much

I could be president

It’s a stick up

Up in this strip club

Fill up my tip cup

Said it’s a stick up

I’m just hustling,

Selling you some ocean front

In a town called St Johnsbury in Vermont

I’m a puppet,

With new sayings

For each audience

I’m playing

There’s no strings, but if you pay

The put your hand inside my anus

(Fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up, fist up)

Integrity is for the poor

And if you’re rich than

You’re a whore

Like me

You’re just like me

Like me

It’s a stick up

Up in this strip club

Fill up my tip cup

Said it’s a stick up

 (Put your hands up)

It’s a stick up

Up in this strip club

Fill up my tip cup

Said it’s a stick up