The U & I In Suicide

Hey girl, you alright?

Ain't nothing to do tonight

We could put the U & I in suicide

Come on, do it right

Flowers and a suit and tie

Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Hey girl, you alright?

Ain't nothing to do tonight

We could put the U & I in suicide

Come on, do it right

Flowers and a suit and tie

Let's go put the U & I in suicide

The decade's next craze

T-shirts, catch phrase

Blow your little brains out

While the rest get paid

They'll all miss us, hugs and kisses

Mommy's prince and daddy's princess

I wish we could take them with us

Are you broke and unemployed?

Can't pay bills off love and joy

How far are you running, boy?

Has it gotten out of hand

Have you fallen down again?

Hey girl, you alright?

Ain't nothing to do tonight

We could put the U & I in suicide

Come on, do it right

Flowers and a suit and tie

Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Hey girl, you alright?

Ain't nothing to do tonight

We could put the U & I in suicide

Come on, do it right

Flowers and a suit and tie

Let's go put the U & I in suicide

A brand new party trick

For the artsy audience

Come here for the fireworks

Stay and watch the body twitch

They'll all miss us, hugs and kisses

This one's for you selfish bitches

I don't think it makes a difference

Are you broke and unemployed?

Can't pay bills off love and joy

How far are you running, boy?

Has it gotten out of hand?

Have you fallen down again?

Well suicide's a sin

Hey girl, you alright?

Ain't nothing to do tonight

We could put the U & I in suicide

Come on, do it right

Flowers and a suit and tie

Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Hey girl, you alright?

Ain't nothing to do tonight

We could put the U & I in suicide

Come on, do it right

Flowers and a suit and tie

Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Have you thought who will find you?

The weight you've been tied to

Don't hide from your life

While the light passes by you

Have you thought what they might do?

The lives left behind you

The nerve of just leaving some sophomoric haiku

Well, isn't that like you?

Hey girl, you alright?

Ain't nothing to do tonight

We could put the U & I in suicide

Come on, do it right

Flowers and a suit and tie

Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Hey girl, you alright?

Ain't nothing to do tonight

We could put the U & I in suicide

Come on, do it right

Flowers and a suit and tie

Let's go put the U & I in suicide