How You Know It’s Christmastime

Christmastime is here, my favorite time of year

You can put a tree inside your house and no one will think it's weird

Twinkling lights, snowball fights bring smiles from ear to ear

That's how you know that Christmastime is here

Grandma's drunk on eggnog, grandpa fell asleep

The kids are shaking all the presents underneath the tree

Sinatra's singing carols, bringing all your loved ones near

That's how you know that Christmastime is here

Mother sets the table, father carves the roast

Your aunt's mad at your uncle 'cause he's telling dirty jokes

Home Alone and mistletoe, all good tidings and cheer

That's how you know that Christmastime is here

Winter coating, snowflakes floating white like Santa's beard

That's how you know that Christmastime is here

That's how you know that Christmastime is here