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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Elliot Cox
Elliot Cox
Songwriter
Jacob Heidecker
Jacob Heidecker
Songwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You got a lot of rizz, don't you, baby?
I only hawk tuah 'cause you made me
You're tellin' all your sigmas I'm skibidi
Like I'm the goated blud
Why'd you boom or doom if you
Double chocolate chunk with a chicken bake too?
Livin' in Ohio with the view
I thought you knew
[Chorus]
I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say, "Mewin' makes the bops twerk"
Hell, I had to jelq (Jelq)
[Refrain]
Jelq
[Verse 2]
You thought I'd break my streak to get a blumpkin
Pick up the phone, can't you see John Pork is callin'?
Already mogged the betas, you been muntin'
Gyatts are gonna have to do
You think that you got sigma rizz
We dropped this song before GTA 6
I ain't a beta, I know how to edge
Goated like Duke Dennis
[Chorus]
I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say, "Mewin' makes the bops twerk"
Hell, I had to jelq (Jelq)
[Refrain]
Jelq
Jelq
Jelq
[Bridge]
Crash out in the goofy-ahh Backrooms, you
Baby, you bag the fries and, baby, I'll bag 'em too
Kai Cenat 'bouta goon
[Chorus]
I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say, "Mewin' makes the bops twerk"
Hell, I had to jelq (Jelq)
[Outro]
Jelq
Jelq
Jelq
Written by: Elliot Cox, Jacob Heidecker
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