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How big is that dick in reality?

It's not that big

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Oh my God, you think you're absolutely everything

But you're not that big

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A champion of heterosexuality

Stop telling me how much you lift

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You know what, mate? Stay the fuck away from me

Why? You're really not that big

You're not big

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Oh my God, hi, do you remember me?

You reposted that thing I wrote about women in music

Thank you so much for doing your bit

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I'm one of the nice guys, so why won't you have sex with me?

'Cause it's not that big

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Yet you act like I'm your mother and your therapist

It's not that big

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Your woke persona is completely fucking terrifying

Why? You're really not big

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Mate, that white knight act is getting pretty fucking irritating

Considering it's nothing but performative

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Should I be the one crossing the street 'cause I'm scared of the man right behind me?

He really thinks he's big

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I'm clutching onto my keys as soon as it hits 10:30

As it's my sole responsibility to get home safely

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Once again we're apologising for your fucked up behaviour

When at the end of the day

It's not fucking big

You're not big

You're not fucking big

It's not that fucking big