Les

Uh, baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters, girl, and uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

A New York nine's an everywhere else six

Time-wise, the opposite goes for chicks

I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend

He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on the West End

He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids

Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig

Most hoes poke holes in Trojans

Most people don't fuckin' hit the lotto, but my folks did

I'm a mess

That don't rhyme with shit, it's just true

Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you

When I'm depressed, you're someone I run to, but

I guess meet me at Pianos

They cross-fadin' off of Nanos

On that hipster shit

And you's a hipster, bitch

Yo, but not in the lame way

Like, you ain't livin' out in BK

Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay

Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ

Like, she listenin' to old Freeway

'Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different

Right, that's why your friends need wristbands?

Fuck you, can I have this dance?

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters, girl, and uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters, girl, and uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us

We can pretend if you want to, like

We in love and started datin' at your art school

'Cause either way, we both lyin' more than half of the time

Except for when I'm home, workin' on your graphic design

Every time we see each other, I'm takin' you home

Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stalone

Yellow 9-11, Persian girl in the back car

But me writin' a verse would be the only way they buyin' a bar

White boys used to trip and send me over a gin

But they busy showin' off each other Indian friends

She got ironic tattoos on her back

That ain't ironic, bitch, I love Rugrats

Watchin' lames handle they fame

They bang any broad with bangs in a band with an animal name

Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson

Analin' anyone is the plan for the evening, I'm kidding, stop

Girl cryin' on Ludlow

She still look good, though

Love is Eastside, who are you to hate?

Movie ass, not a ten but a Super 8

You ain't see me at the show? I was super great

Hotel penthouse, gon' let it ruminate

City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on

Did everything I could, then I kept goin'

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters, girl, and uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and uh

I hope nobody catch us

I hope nobody catch us

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters, girl, and uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

Ooh, girl, I wanna know

Are you ready to cry? 'Cause I'm no good, no good

Ooh, girl, I wanna try

I'm an awful guy, and I'm always away

And I'm tryin' to say

I'm a piece of shit

Believe in this

I'm tellin' you

'Cause we barely knew what we had

I'm not that bad, the fun we had, oh

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters, girl, and uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters, girl, and uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway