Call Me Hank

I just wanna play in the pub

Singin' Neil Young for the fisherman's club

All the old men are gonna buy me beers

Tell me all the things that they did over the years

Suzuki 540 and it got big smacked

I set it on fire and it made me hot

Haven't had a credit card in 15 years

Paid my ticket and it got me here

You can call me Hank, yeah

Gamble on a game every chance I get

Drinkin' Hamm's and sleeping with myself

You can call me Hank, yeah

Makin' new friends underneath the bridge

But I biked home when the kid went in a K-hole

Got a new job at the Holiday Inn

I stole a lot of money 'cause I got a little problem

Me and Frankie Jr. at the slot car track

I date the local girl, she's all I have

And she always lets me jam

In her basement with my band

You can call me Hank, you can call me Hank

You can call me Hank, yeah

You can call me Hank, you can call me Hank

You can call me Hank, yeah

You can call me, you can call me

You can call me Hank, yeah