Waiting for Kenny

We were set for 3 to 5

But we're still waiting on our buddy

When the sun goes down he comes alive

But when it's daytime he's so sleepy

Maybe he's just stuck in front of the mirror

Staring at his mug

Making sure his tie matches his shirt

Waiting on a lady, they sure like to flirt!

He should be coming

But he's not

Maybe he's sleeping

Or maybe he forgot

He could be waiting on a bus

Oh no, oh yeah

I bet he broke his glasses

Doing dishes

I saw him the other day

And he was looking pretty skinny

Somebody give the guy a pizza pie

I heard that he likes anchovies

Working pretty hard

Making people dance to old music

So when he's tired

Oh, he's so tired

Somebody give the little guy a break

He should be coming

But he's not

Maybe he's sleeping

Or maybe he forgot

He could be talking on the phone

That's so unlikely

We're waiting for Kenny

Still waiting for Kenny

We're waiting

Oh, we're still waiting

Always on his phone

But he never answers

We're waiting

Ring, ring, ring, ring

Yo dude, what's up?

We were set for 3 to 5

But we're still waiting on our buddy

When the Sun goes down he comes alive

But when it's daytime, he's so sleepy