Hot Rod Sleigh

I saw one of Santa's helpers at the grocery store today

He was standing at the front door giving candy canes away

And I told him I was worried about a certain situation

How is Santa going to get here with this rising population

He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week

And it seems that dear old Santa has got something up his sleeve

As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear

He said, do not you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear

He said, boss man is all excited because his new sled is almost ready

And they say he is got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's

And Rudolph and the reindeer, they are looking long and mean

It is the fastest, highest flying winter wonderland machine

I have not seen it for myself, but I heard say

Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

It is got a heater in the floorboard because he is getting old, you know

And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow

Landing lights of red and white all stuck along the side

So he can spot the rooftops as he is falling from the sky

He is got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches

And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches

The only thing about it that worries him a heap

Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep

He said, boss man is all excited because his new sled is almost ready

And they say he is got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's

And Rudolph and the reindeer, they are looking long and mean

It is the fastest, highest flying winter wonderland machine

I have not seen it for myself, but I heard say

Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

Well, I have not seen it for myself, but I heard say

Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh