Christmas Rock

My billfold does not have a prayer

There is Christmas catalogs everywhere

She keeps looking at the jewelry section

Cutting pictures out of her selections

I said we need to hold it down this year

And in her eye she got a big old tear

She wants a Christmas rock

But Santa's pockets has not got no roll

She do not want pots and pans

Just something shining on her hand

With an emerald or a diamond on it

I had a budget but she is gone and blown it

Down to the jewelry store, here I go

Hear the clerk say, ho, ho, ho

She wants a Christmas rock

But Santa's pockets has not got no roll

She does not want anything from sears

No tools or garden shears

There is something special on her mind

And I cannot even afford the shine

I wish she would settled for a long nightshirt

No, I have got to give till it hurts

She wants a Christmas rock

But Santa's pockets has not got no roll

She do not want pots and pans

Just something shining on her hand

With an emerald or a diamond on it

I had a budget but she is gone and blown it

Down to the jewelry store, here I go

Hear the clerk say, ho, ho, ho

She wants a Christmas rock

But Santa's pockets has not got no roll

She wants a Christmas rock

But old Santa's pockets has not got no roll