Bitcoin Bro

He knew he had his chance back 2010

Just a dot-com kid from the Jersey Shore

Never got invited out to parties that much

Pretty soon he'd bribe his way through the door

As he watched the numbers grow he knew he'd finally even up the score

But he wanted more

Ooh he's just a Bitcoin Bro

Higher than Colombian blow

He thinks that he knows what he needs

All that he needs to know

Seems like the wrong ones are having fun these days

He bought everything bad money could buy

A digital fortune with no decimal point

Now the party's over and we're out of time

They say everything that goes up

Will always come back down again

When this cloud gonna rain

Ooh he's just a Bitcoin Bro

Higher than Colombian blow

The internet it taught him all that he needs

All that he needs to know

Let's give it up for the Bitcoin Bro

Ain't he a little like someone you know

Who took a chance on a sideways bet

Down on the old silk road

Aren't we all like a Bitcoin Bro

Speculating but we'll never grow

Cause we think that we know what we need

All that we need to know

But we'll never grow