Fantastic

We'd be fantastic at parties and such

Bleached smiles and cocktails and that elegant touch

So empty and hollow, refreshingly sad

I'd love to see it all (Love to see it all)

But I'd rather keep you in my bed

Rich girls from Moscow, incredibly tanned

Their bright-colored slingbacks become vapid and bland

So twisted, but charmin', so scantily clad

I'd love to see it all (Love to see it all)

But I'd rather keep you in my bed

Millionaires with marble stairs in Cannes or in Beirut

Long-time friends who've never met makin' comments on my suit

So jaded and lovely, so deviously mad

I'd love to see it all (Love to see it all)

But I'd rather keep you in my bed

Wedding gowns and golden crowns in Rome or in Vermont

I can't endure this haute couture, it's just not what I want

No jewelry, no cuff links with a dandy-esque style

I'd love to have it all (Love to have it all)

I'm sure we'd have a ball (Sure we'd have a ball)

In Namibia or Nepal ('Mibia or Nepal)

But I'd rather keep you in my bed