NURSERYVERSE

We’ll welcome you to the nurseryverse

One woman show by The Nursery Nurse

Let’s all escape to the nurseryverse

Cause it’s Char, Reece, Carly,

Autumn, Winter Marjorie.

So come on down to our imaginary nursery

So come and be part of our dysfunctional family.

And if you’re lost in this universe,

You know you’re safe in the nurseryverse.

Allow us to introduce

The family that you can choose

Crazy in the best possible way

And that’s what keeps you coming back everyday.

Another episode

Everybody’s favourite show

Another character to get obsessed with

Storylines to discuss because in Char we trust

So where’s our new recruits

Raise your hands up and salute

We’ll welcome you to the nurseryverse

One woman show by The Nursery Nurse

Let’s all escape to the nurseryverse

Cause it’s Char, Reece, Carly,

Autumn, Winter Marjorie.

So come on down to our imaginary nursery

So come and be part of our dysfunctional family.

And if you’re lost in this universe,

You know you’re safe in the nurseryverse.

There’s been a Mialotte of drama Marjoreecently,

You never know what’s gonna happen Wintumn’morrow

The definition of main character energy

She’s the waffler that we’re gonna follow

Another episode

Everybody’s favourite show

Another character to get obsessed with

Storylines to discuss because in Char we trust

So where’s our new recruits

Raise your hands up and salute

We’ll welcome you to the nurseryverse

One woman show by The Nursery Nurse

Let’s all escape to the nurseryverse

Cause it’s Char, Reece, Carly,

Autumn, Winter Marjorie.

So come on down to our imaginary nursery

So come and be part of our dysfunctional family.

And if you’re lost in this universe,

You know you’re safe in the nurseryverse.