Ugly Man's Wife

If you want to live the high life

Become a ugly man's wife

They'll let you do what you wanna do

They're so glad to be around you

Most of the time they have two jobs

Plus loanin' money on the side, they be loan sharks

Take my advice

Take my advice

I ain't gonna tell you twice

If you want to live the high life

Become a ugly man's wife

You gonna always have a new ride

So, he can brag when you drive by

He's gonna put you in a house that's mean

And furnish it like you're the queen

Take my advice

Take my advice

I ain't gonna tell you twice

No, no

If you want to live the high life

Become a ugly man's wife

Don't mess with no man who thinks he's prettier than you

And don't get caught up in no man's blues

Don't lose your composure 'cause he's hung like a t-bone

Your man can lick his eyebrows and that's enough to keep you home

Play the thing

Ugly men are pretty inside

When you wake up in the mornin' and he thinks you're cute

He'll call back home three or four times

To see if there's anything you want him to do

Take my advice

Take my advice

I ain't gonna tell you twice

No, no

If you want to live the high life

Become a ugly man's wife