Wet

If you're a pitcher of water, I'm the kitchen floor

A few slippery fingers and I'm all yours

If you're a pool, I'm a reckless kid running on the tile

Confident that I won't fall in, then slipping every time

Wet grass, don't sit

Wet dog, don't sniff

Wet floor, don't slip

Wet paint, don't stick

Whatever you are, I'm covered in it

Doing my best to stay dry, everything's wet

Wet, wet, wet

Wet, wet, wet

They say there's not been a storm this bad since '85

I opened up my front door and you rushed inside

Tried everything that I've ever heard to keep the flooding out

Sandbags didn't work, I ruined every towel in my house

Wet grass, don't sit

Wet dog, don't sniff

Wet floor, don't slip

Wet paint, don't stick

Whatever you are, I'm covered in it

Doing my best to stay dry, everything's wet

Wet, wet, wet

Wet, wet, wet

Wet, wet, wet

Doing my best to stay dry, everything's -

Dip my toes in, watch you go in

Want all of it, yeah, I want in

Take off my t-shirt and leave it with yours

I'm coming back in the morning

Whatever you are, I'm covered in it

Doing my best to stay dry, everything's wet

Wet