Funplex

I'm a pleasure seeker shopping for a new distraction

I'm a pleasure seeker looking for some platinum action

I'm a pleasure seeker moving to the music

I'm a pleasure seeker looking for the real thing

Candelabra's in a wonder bra

Chris Barn runway a real draw

Faster pussycat thrill, thrill

I'm at the mall on a diet pill

Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex

Yes, you did, yes, you did

Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex

Yes, you did, yes, you did

The taco tiki hut is where we're all gonna meet

Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine

Oh, honey, is it all about money

Hey lady

What?

What lady?

That lady?

No

Private property, hippy be quiet

Your peace sign T-shirt could cause a riot

Faster, faster, can't get enough

What the hell will I do with this stuff

I'm your daytime waitress at the taco tiki hut

I'm your daytime waitress, here's your stupid 7-Up

You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator

You blew me off and now you've lost the real thing

Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex

Yes, you did, yes, you did

Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex

Yes, you did, yes, you did

You know

(Panic at the Funplex)

Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher

No will power and my wallet's on fire

(Panic at the Funplex)

Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher

No will power and my wallet's on fire

Oh, broke my heart

Oh, broke my heart

Panic at the Funplex

Faster, faster, thrill, thrill

Too much to do

It's time for a pill

Oh, broke my heart

Panic at the Funplex

Misery at the Funplex

And there's too much sex

The world is going to hell

And what is that horrible smell

Panic at the Funplex

Faster, faster, thrill, thrill

Faster, faster, thrill, thrill

Too much to do

It's time for a pill