Mister Miss Her

They called me lucky

When that girl was mine to hold

'Cause when she loved me

All that I touched turned to gold

But all my luck ran out

'Cause she's on the run now

Making good on goodbye

So these days I just go by

Mister Miss Her

I live on memory lane

All the bartenders

They know me by name

Lonely is my only friend

And I mix all my gin with misery

'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her

But she ain't missing me

Well, I called her crazy

And she called me the worst

And hell, I may be

The way I made her hurt

Now I'm drowning in the past

With every passing second

And when a broke heart's what you're left with

You get the man, the myth, the legend

Mister Miss Her

I live on memory lane

All the bartenders

They know me by name

Lonely is my only friend

And I mix all my gin with misery

'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her

But she ain't missing me

This misfit made a mistake

'Cause she's missing calls

'Cause she's Miss Ain't Ever Coming Back Again

And that's how you turn into

Mister Miss Her

I live on memory lane

All the bartenders

They know me by name

Lonely is my only friend

And I mix all my gin with misery

'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her

But she ain't missing me

'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her

But she ain't missing me