The jack of hearts and the queen of fear
All hail the king of insincere
I heard you're leaving, but I don't mind
In fact you can kiss me, where the sun does not shine
The jack of spades called the Black Maria
The king sat alone on his funeral pyre
Maybe you'll miss me, but I'm calling time
So now you can kiss me, where the sun does not shine
The ancient mariner aboard the queen of fear
The albatross cried out, no more friends are welcome here
The jack of diamonds and the queen of ice
The king of knots he could not splice
How could you reach me, when your hands are tied
So now you can kiss me, where the sun does not shine
The jack of clubs said the queen she lied
The ancient king froze up inside
It's a hollow victory, there is no prize
And now you can kiss me, where the sun does not shine
