Ain't No Friend Of Mine

This town, this town ain't big enough to sneak around

I heard that you been getting down with someone that I know

Turns out, turns out I had this whole thing turned around

The girl I didn't worry 'bout smells just like your cologne

Girl, I'm far from innocent, but I can't comprehend

How the hell do you go calling him and call yourself a friend?

Oh, ooh-ooh, all the rumors must be true

Did you think I wouldn't hear about last night?

Oh, ooh-ooh, everyone saw him with you

Sneaking out the back at closing time

We were close, but now you're closer

With the boy, I'm getting over

Guess it's time I tell you both goodbye

Oh, ooh-ooh, guess the rumors must be true

Honey, you can have that, man, it's fine

But you ain't no friend of mine

That smile, that smile could take you straight to Hollywood

Win yourself an Oscar for the story that you sold

Yeah, I found out, found out you're shotgun in his shitty Ford

Don't wait for him to hold the door, I promise you he won't

How the hell do you go calling him and call yourself a friend?

Oh, ooh-ooh, all the rumors must be true

Did you think I wouldn't hear about last night?

Oh, ooh-ooh, everyone saw him with you

Sneaking out the back at closing time

We were close, but now you're closer

With the boy, I'm getting over

Guess it's time I tell you both goodbye

Oh, ooh-ooh, guess the rumors must be true

Honey, you can have that man, it's fine

But you ain't no friend of mine

Oh, you, ain't no friend of mine

Girl, you know, I must admit

I really saw you as a friend

And I'd expect this shit from him

But not from you

Oh, I, I just heard the news

Oh, ooh-ooh, all the rumors must be true

Just think I wouldn't hear about last night?

Oh, ooh-ooh, everyone saw him with you

Sneaking out the back at closing time

We were close, but now you're closer

With the boy, I'm getting over

Guess it's time I tell you both goodbye

Oh, ooh-ooh, guess the rumors must be true

Honey, you can have that man, it's fine

But you ain't no friend of mine

Oh, you ain't no friend of mine

Oh, you ain't no friend of mine