Matchmaker

That night I called it off

I didn't sleep

That weight off wasn't his fault

I felt bad for weeks

I was worried 'bout him, his five-year plan

His small-town mama and all his friends

The rumors, they keep flying 'round

Turns out I'm just going down

As a matchmaker

Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE

I thought I'd be a heartbreaker

But I set my ex and my ex best friend up

When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms

And now I'm finding out just a year later

That she's got a ring, a date in the spring

And everybody is calling me

Matchmaker

Every time he got me cussing

She was my first call

Oh, I guess she must really love him

'Cause she knows it all

No, I probably won't get invited

But I should really be in the front pew

When they bring up how it all started

Hope they give credit where credit is due

To this little matchmaker

Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE

I thought I'd be a heartbreaker

But I set my ex and my ex best friend up

When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms

And now I'm finding out just a year later

That she's got a ring, a date in the spring

And everybody is calling me

Matchmaker

So step right up, maybe you're next

And I can get you in a white dress

It's a gift, it's a curse

And I love showing off my best work

As a matchmaker

Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE

I thought I'd be a heartbreaker

But I set my ex and my ex best friend up

When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms

And now I'm finding out just a year later

That she's got a ring, a date in the spring

And everybody is calling me

Matchmaker

Mm-hm-hm-hm

I'm just a little matchmaker

Mm-hm-hm-hm