You'd Be Surprised

He's not so good in a crowd but when you get him alone

You'd be surprised

He isn't much at a dance but then when he takes you home

You'd be surprised

He doesn't look like much of a lover

Don't judge a book by its cover

'cause he's got the face of an angel but

There's a devil in his eye!

He's such a delicate thing but when he's starting to squeeze

You'd be surprised

He doesn't look very strong but when you sit on his knee

You'd be surprised

At a party or at a ball

I've got to admit he's nothing at all

But in a Morris chair, you'd be surprised

He doesn't say very much but when he's starting to speak

You'd be surprised

He's not so good at the start but at the end of the week

You'd be surprised

On a streetcar or in a train

You'd think he was born without any brains

But in a taxi cab, and when he starts to grab

I say in a taxi cab, you'd be surprised

This one's a real danger!