#itsEazy

Tryna titty-fuck Ricki Lake

Wanna take Rihanna on a Disney date

People lookin' at me stupid, is he baked?

When I ate 68 tabs with a whiskey chase, yeah

Eazy, walk into a busy bank

Hi, teller, teller, gimme safe

Bye, then I blow her kissy face

If she waves back at me, love her like I'm Drizzy, Drake

Wait, pills from Kevin made me Spacey

Doctors say I'm crazy, it's a brain thing

Chemical imbalance is my talents

As a kid, I spent my whole allowance

On anything if it was mainstream

Arizona iced tea for my pasties

Noodles from Edo since grade three

Mucho burrito with baked beans, and a steak cheese

My mind is off its rocker in a quantum starship

Lockin' jaws, we're fuckin' Nostradamus

Droppin' bombs like rocket launchin' off the top floor of apartments

But my prophet's not Muhammad, nah, I'm only talkin' dollars

I'm a hyperactive, rappin', psychopathic Michael Jackson

That hasn't went to the bathroom since last time I saw my dad

And my daddy, he drive a Mazda, he wipe my ass on a napkin

He drive me to mid-Nevada and drop me off at a mansion

Pardon me, Charlie Sheen

Pass the Bacardi, please, I can hardly sleep

I love the party scene

I got a lot of problems, and you know it probably be

'Cause the time an aborted fetus fell onto the floor in Eaton's

Right out of my mama's (Hey), so therapy, I sorta need it

There, I'll feed a quarter piece of chicken to the whore's divas

Tryna snort the coco up they no-nos off a horse's penis (Yeah)

I just stole the flow-flow off a tortured genius

I'm tryna to book meetings with a corporate Jesus

People think that Eazy Mac's sorta irate

Informative speech, Stanton recordin' his beats

Presidential, eatin' lunch like I'm Donald Trump

Everything my pen writes down now, Robert Munch

Blowin' up so much, I got an Islamic buzz

I gotta new friend request from ISIS anonymous

They wanted to sponsor us

They told me they bought a bus

They wanted to go on tour

They told me they brought a gun

Boo-boo-boo-boo-boom

Boo-boo-boo-boo-boom

If they don't like my hoods

Boo-boo-boo-boo-boom, yeah

Merkules, lift the curtains please

Let me on stage with the circus freaks

I need Perc's and weed, and a verse for free

And some purple lean, it's our anniversary

Remember? We were Chasing Rabbits, September

Went on a bender to Denver from October, November

December got way better, but only 'cause of Christmas Eve

Dimethyltryptamine (DMT)

Did I mention shiftin' dreams, mind-bendin' mysteries?

I'm venting misery

He got mad 'cause then when I mentioned Krispy Kreme

We couldn't find a location open, so now he's pissed at me