I can't take you anywhere fancy, but I fancy the pants off you
I take you to an empty pub on me and we can eat a kebab or two
I'm gonna promise you future but I promise that I like you
We get drunk make love into the morning lying naked while we're listening to tunes
Is that what you want me to do
We'll I know you've got a boyfriend
but does he write songs for you
is he a cheesy fuck who lives with his mum? No that's me Oh wait that's cool
And I know I shouldn't be saying this
but I think we'd make great babies they'd be lucky as fuck and get all they want out of your pretty privilege and your boyfriends pretty suspicious
That's why I'm the one you should be with
And we can have some fun fun fun on our little dates and we'll tell nobody just pretend that we're mates especially won't be telling him coz' he's 6 foot 4 and I'm 5 foot 10
I don't like confrontation if he fights me that's quite dangerous I've got a great left hook and a bad right swing and I'm definitely not the king of the ring
And I know you've got a boyfriend
but does he write songs for you
is he a cheesy fuck who lives with his mum? No that's me Oh wait that's cool
And I know I shouldn't be saying this
but I think we'd make great babies they'd be lucky as fuck and get all they want out of your pretty privilege and your boyfriends pretty suspicious
