S****y White Wine

Woke up Thursday morning

I saw that you were gone

The window was wide open

The TV was still on

Ice road truckers

Echoes through my mind

My screw top friends left me

Two kinds of blind

The shitty white wine (the shitty white wine)

It tastes like turpentine

Breakfast in a bottle, for three ninety-nine

I check through the pockets of my trousers and my coat

Down the crack at the back of my sofa, I found a roll up five pound note

Enough for a two-course breakfast

If I was so inclined, dry roasted peanuts

And shitty white wine, and shitty white wine

(Shitty white wine) it tastes like turpentine

A kangaroo on the label, is never a good sign

It's just another bottle of a shitty white wine

Thrash is on the corner

Check my watch for opening time

The lights aren't even on yet

It's only ten to nine

Some bottles in the window

They're looking back at me

They don't look like much at all

But they're buy one, get one free

Shitty white wine (shitty white wine)

It tastes like turpentine

The kangaroo on that label, is never a good sign

It's just another bottle of shitty white wine

The shitty white wine (shitty white wine)

It tastes like turpentine

Comes with a warning, for the headache in the morning

But it's just another bottle, just another bottle

Just another bottle of the shitty white wine

(Two, three, four)

Oh, common, ooh shitty white wine, shitty white wine, shitty white wine

Oh, come oh, somebody, help now

Shitty white wine, shitty white wine