Beach Towel

If I could have any body

I think I would choose your body

I'd wear it to my birthday party

And I'd be beautiful

If I could go to your beach house

I would only use two towels

One for taking showers

And one for the beach

'Cause I'm polite

But I'm not smart

I'm just a few spare parts

With a credit card and some bad reviews

If I could meet your older sister

I would hope she thinks I'm funny

She'd report back to your family

That we're very close

And can I sit in your bedroom

While you take your online classes?

You'd give me passive attention

And I'd fold your clothes

All I want is to be sweet

But my jokes are mean

And they hurt your feelings

But you understand