Mum Does the Washing

The world according to your mum doing the washing Capitalism: Your mum washes does the washing You pay her a dollar. You get her to do your mates washing Your mate pays you 50 dollars Communism: Your mum does the washing. You do the washing Every night you salute a picture of your dad Socialism: Your mum does the washing. You do the cooking Everyone is happy in theory Feudalism:Your mum does the washing and pays you tax Colonialism:You barge into mum's room Claim you "discovered" her room Dump all your dirty clothes on the floor Fascism:Your mum does the washing and You are obsessed with her nose Liberalism:You watch your mum do the Washing and feel really really bad "Something must be done" you say Something may or may not get done Libertarianism: Your mum does the washing You believe you did the washing Religion: Your mum does the washing. You thank god= Atheism: Your mum does the washing You make a twelve part YouTube video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did In fact, do the washing Zionism: You shoved your mum Into the washing machine And the spinning made her dizzy And the dizziness made her vomit And you point at the vomit and call it antisemitism Americanism: Your mum does the washing It's in the constitution. END OF DISCUSSION Mansplaining: Your mum does the washing You tell her how best to do the washing You have never done the washing Same Sex Marriage: Your mums do the washing Patriarchy: Your mum doesn't exist The washing is mysteriously done Terfism: Your mum doesn't want your other mum Doing the washing because of, like, genitals and stuff Polling: There's a 70% chance you will Do your washing on Saturday night Come Sunday morning it was 100% done by your mum Africanism: You go to Benny's house. Benny's mum does the washing You ask your mum why she doesn't do the washing You do not survive the night Feminism: Your mum insists you grow up And do your own washing White feminism: Your mum hired a woman Of colour to do the washing Male feminism:That one time I did the Washing I told everybody I did the washing I blogged about it, bragged about it Took a selfie, Insta story. went on TV, won an Oscar Went on fortnite, did a dance. I'm an ally. Hashtag me too Egalitarianism: That one time you did the washing is proof It's all equal and no one needs feminism any more Hip Hop: Everyday I'm hustling. Every day I'm hustling When I bring the basket, mama puts the washing in Narcissism: You look good in the clothes your mum washed Surrealism: The washing does your mum