Victory Lap

Is it my subtle Occa accent

Half bottle of rum

That I stole from a pre-drink's

'Cause it bored me to pieces?

And look at me man...

You know I'm not stupid, but I'm a

Blunt mutt

And the opposite of a dumb cunt

I don't wanna be here right now

But that would let you down

How 'bout you spend some time

See what I see, then try be me?

Just for one day, just for one day, just for one day

No one wants to be your friend

Till their six drink's in

Then you realize in the morning

You're in the same, predicament, again

And if I had it my way

We'd be in my grave

And if I had it my way

I'd invite you to party

In my grave with me

I said don't buy it, don't try it

They're selling you their diet

And the one that comes

Is the one that makes you stay

Ooh, it stays

I said don't buy it, don't try it

They're selling you their diet

And the one that comes

Is the one that makes you stay

Ooh, it stays

So stay with me

Stay with me

Stay with -

I'm gonna take a victory lap

Around the sun

Take one look at my cool shit

And want one of everything I'm on

Well, so they say

Well, so they say

I heard them say

This country boy in the city lifestyle, yeah

He ain't got it in his brain

And if I had it my way

I'd invite you to party in my grave

If I had it my way

I'd invite you to party in my grave with me

I said don't buy it, don't try it

They're selling you their diet

And the one that comes

Is the one that makes you stay

Ooh, it stays

I said don't buy it, don't try it

They're selling you their diet

And the one that comes

Is the one that makes you stay

Ooh, it stays

So stay with me

Stay with me

Stay with me

Stay with me