Star Crossed Lover

We all know in your head

you're the nice guy

Making moves on the girls

that you therapize

Hold their hands while you're

guessing their star signs

Oh you're so

Em-pathetic

Dining out on the places

that you've been

Get your quotes from a

self-help magazine

And I laugh at it now

but it fooled me

Oh it's so poetic

Always brought up my OCD

Said no one else could handle me

And you thought I'd miss your skinny jeans??

And your tragic magic in the sheets

Well I hope that you hurt

While I am under another

With his lips on my hips

And my mind in the gutter

Well let's see how you feel

When you move back with your mother

'Til you find a new teen to call your

Star-crossed lover

You were still with your wife

when you kissed me

Now I hear that you're preaching

monogamy

I think I need you to mansplain

the irony

Yeah I'm still bitter

You would say that my face was

like marmite

Oh the respect that you had

for my cellulite

And I was hot when I stood in the

right light

And I couldn't do any better

Always brought up my OCD

said no one else could handle me

And you thought I'd miss your skinny jeans

And your tragic magic in the sheets

Well I hope that you hurt

While I am under another

With his lips on my hips

And my mind in the gutter

Well let's see how you feel

When you move back with your mother

'Til you find a new teen to call your

Star-crossed lover

Did you feel it when I took him

to my bedroom?

Put his hands over the traces

of my perfume

Did you hear it when he started screaming

my name?

And when he finished

I hope you had chest pain

Did you feel it when I touched him

in my bedroom?

Put his hands over the places that you used to

Oh he held me as the walls,

they were shaking

Felt something real

After two years of faking

Well I hope that you hurt

While I am under another

With his lips on my hips

And my mind in the gutter

Well let's see how you feel

When you move back with your mother

'Til you find a new teen to call your

Star crossed lover

Star crossed lover

See ya sucker!