The Parking Lot That the Dance Hall Shares With the Wichita Auto Show

The Auto show’s in Wichita

I rode my Hog from Arkansas

Challengers I’d seen em all, and I’m about to switch gears

The dunk tank, then the kissing booth

World’s largest snake, then the k-hissing booth

Now to do what I came to do, ain’t feeling no fear

I came to dance, came to dance

I got nowhere to be ‘til Monday, won’t you take my hand

It’s the best weekend of the year, when the carnival is here, in the parking lot that the dance hall shares with the Wichita Auto Show

It’s a triple scoop dessert, the highest feeling on earth

A party for the overworked that comes once a year.

World’s most sparkle per square inch, so many different kinds of twins

When they cut the headlights on you know I’m about to cut in

I came to dance, I came to dance

This cheesesteak ain’t settled, I’ll stay as long as I can

It’s no secret, you oughta hear, all you gotta do is steer

To the parking lot that the dance hall shares with the Wichita Auto Show.

It’s no secret, you oughta hear

All you got to do is steer

To the parking lot that the dance hall shares…

The Auto Show’s in Wichita

I rode my Hog from Arkansas

Challengers I’d seen em all, and I’ll see ‘em next year.