Pension Fund

This is my Pension Fund

Now I’m a real grown up

You children keep your fun

Rolling in the muck

I suckle on your keys

A pick me up while we

Compare our arts degrees

In moldy bedrooms

Don’t be so bitter there’s a world

Ready to pay you what you’re worth

Beast of the fields

Salting the earth

Shut up and take my money

You beautiful fool

Time spends quick

But I haven’t got enough to

Waste that good stuff with you

Take my money

A serf like you

Gets bored real quick

And I haven’t got enough to

Waste that good stuff on you

This is my Pension Fund

Two pumps and then I’m done

Sous vide my dreams for lunch

I’m winning just for fun

Life is a quest for truth

Composing Yelp reviews

Through every comment feel

The soul escaping you

Don’t be so bitter there’s a world

Ready to pay you what you’re worth

An insect scratching

In the dirt

Shut up and take my money

You beautiful fool

Time spends quick

But I haven’t got enough to

Waste that good stuff with you

Take my money

A serf like you

Gets bored real quick

And I haven’t got enough to

Waste that good stuff on you

Take my money

Take my money

I’m gonna waste that good stuff with you

Take my money (baby)

Take my money

I’m gonna waste that good stuff on you