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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Allergies
Performer
Tina Cooper
Background Vocals
Andy Cooper
Lead Vocals
James Morton
Saxophone
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam Volsen
Composer
Macroy Spencer
Composer
Andy Cooper
Composer
Frank Seals
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
The Allergies
Producer
Lyrics
Looking over plans and blueprints
The time is here
Feeling like Stanley Kubrick
At a film premiere
I'm a fast as any man with two lips
Throughout my career
So tell your mama to hand you Q-Tips
And clean out your ear
At a session when I step on the set I let my breath ignite
With my mouth pressed against a condenser mic
In a field full of followers I'm a complete maverick
Ready to wreak havoc like I'm a street addict
Smashing glass to grab the cash register
All of workstaff is panicking past red alert
See, every now and then I need some action
And I run around serving more beef than Atkins
They'll never be a better set of incredible pedigree
A veteran – I'm sharper than some inedible cheddar cheese
Papa's bag got lots of swag
In a lab, I got it locked like a Boston Crab
I like tracks like Filthy Mcnasty
Ghastly, stripped straight off the scrapheap
Rhythm is rancid, twisted, trashy
I'm never gonna give it up ask Rick Astley
Hold your nose as the odor flows
As bad as old b.o. from homeless clothes
Till your bending over sick and nauseous
Rotten fish when it's mixed with hot piss
You better crack a window when I'm blowing I'll be totally
In love with the aroma wait until they get a load of me
I'm so funky I need deodorant
When I'm barking like a Doberman
And I move with a gang of two
The Allergies, your favourite group
The new LP, rave reviews
Bristol's finest, time to breakthrough
Breakthrough
Go on, break through
Breakthrough
DJ, break through
We got 'em terrified hit the lights
Run and hide in the drapes
Jumping out the window
Climbing down the fire escapes
Trying to get away and evade another bit of discipline
And everything I'm cooking in my kitchen will be sizzling
Hot! You ain't touching it get an oven mit
Come at me you gotta be a glutton for the punishment
From raps hittin' harder than badminton
Catchin' the wack slippin' like government backed hitman
And even if you went and got a gallon of gorilla glue
You couldn't stick with me and that's why ain't nobody feelin'
I'm A.C. that's the two initials
Everything I do's super not superficial
It's my job to make another fan applaud
To every song they scan in my catalog
I got goals like Diego with the hand of God
Shock the world and my music is the cattleprod
Activists might clasp their first
And get mad but their chants can't cancel this
Too many fans demanding the Utility Man
They're lining up put another dollar bill in my hand
Hit the bricks if I lick my licks
When I spit your transfixed I'm a hypnotist
With linguistic flips it's just like gymnastics
I can put a pad in my lap and pen classics
I record'em fast as Flash Gordon
My task attack more than Ratchet transformin'
Eyes bulge, hearts skipping a beat
Disbelief when I pull another trick up my sleave
Listen, I'm no David Blaine or Copperfield or Penn and Teller
But I'll take advantage of you like my name was Jerry Heller
Pickpocket unclips your watch
Grips your wallet as he slowly slips off
To catch up with a gang of two
The Allergies, your favourite group
The new LP, rave reviews
Bristol's finest , time to breakthrough
C'mon boys, gotta make our move
I want to lift off, let's raise the roof
As high as an old pair of daisy dukes
Or the doors when they used to sing on breakthrough
Breakthrough
Breakthrough
Go on, breakthrough
Written by: Adam Volsen, Andy Cooper, Frank Seals, Macroy Spencer