The Price Of Sound Advice

I used to drive a Chevy

I used to drive a Ford

It used to be so easy

To get on down the road

But I grew up and got crazy

I got sold on a used Mercedes

Now it's $315 just to change the oil

I learned the price of sound advice

I just cannot afford

I used to have a family

I used to have a home

And I was always angry

I still don't know what for

Then my shrink, she recommended

That I regain my independence

And now all I get is just more and more alone

I learned the price of sound advice

I just cannot afford

Oh, Lord, the price of sound advice

I just cannot afford