Metal Detector

And with a-muttering in the bush

And metal in the hills

And a serpent in my sign

Five, four, three, two, one, one

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero…

I was stealing the sting of the seal serpentine

I was sipping to sip

I was second on the right

I was cooley like dooley

I was bubbling like pie

I was doing just fine

Just me, myself and my

Metal detector

Metal detector

Metal detector

Metal detector

Cut that infernal racket out

Okay, that's it

I'm pulling the plug

Five, four, three, two, one, one

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero…

Hey someone plug that thing back in

I was staring at rings of the serpent in my sign

I was saddle to steed

I was drinking the brine

I was stooley like sooley

I was dangling from twine

I was doing just fine

Just me, myself and my

Metal detector

Metal detector

Metal detector

Metal detector