KODAK

Hmm mmm-hmm

Yeah yeah

Main khinchun apne pagalpan ki photo hai fact

Maine khinchi apne iPhone se par moment kodak

Main aaya patte pack karne bas you should know that

I'm feeling like I'm GOAT man I gotta show that

(J-J-J-J) gotta show that

(J-J-J) yeah yeah

Aa ke dekh lo bhai maine nahi khinchi rajai

Thodi si hui padi jhaai woh khinch rahi tie

Kisne hai patti padhai Northeast se aai

Khane mein roti nahin rice

Dikhne mein chhoti nahi badhiya hai height

NCC gate ke bahar laga di maine gaadi

Aur woh mujhe dhundhati aai

Saath mein ek cheli pakadti lai

Safar mein ho gayin do-do lugai

Donon lugai ke hain bande ghar baithe

Soch rahe Baby nazar nahi aayi

Baby nazar kaise aayegi jo saath gayi mere

Usaka lifestyle thoda high

She loves to go for a wine and dine

She loves to party every night

Or average har bandi ki tarah

Teri baby ne ek se tattoo chhupaae

Milega pakka dekh kalai

Collarbone pe chidiya udai

(Or ek to tattoo aisi jagah pe)

(Jo ab tak tune bhi dekha na bhai)

Likha bite me bed pay fight me

Kawasaki kehti Ride me

I'm so lonely I'm so dicey

Ya to bande ko bol doon main friend ke ghar

Aur so jaao tum bhi nicely

Poori raat woh ghar pe nahi aai

Sultan kar gaya puri chadhai

Maine jhanjh mein pen uthakar hi

Likh di panne pe ek sachchai

Aisa kutta palane ka fayda nahi

Jo sardi mein maange razai

Aisi kutiya nahi banati paltu

Jo market mein kheli-khilai

Aise bande nahi hote dost kabhi

Jo sabse dosti badhaaen

Aur tez rap karke koi fayda nahi

Jab baat hi samajh na aaye

Janam se jaati samajh na aaye

Rakam ke saath hi sanam bhi aaye

Aa ke seedhe utaar ke latte

Maut bhi nanga naach nachaye

Hum bhi baithe khele-khilaye antim saans tak pelte jaaenge

Khans ke khaaenge maai ke haath se roll bhi bhai ke haath ka

Jhai mein saath mein

Beat banaa di Ukato ne kehta ki bhai isey chod ke jayenge

Maine bhi galiyan bana di hain highway

Moti kamai hai pant silai hai khaki colour ki

Ek rapper ki pure saal ki kamai hai

What the fuck who's calling me

Kya chod hai yaar main nahi kar raha baat

Calm sun tu suna apni aur sun

Encore ko call karke puch le kahan par hai woh

Main aata hoon tab tak fame moot ke

Kahani ek bandi ki milti thi mujhe Hauz Khas mein

Thi party starter mili NCC gate pe das baar

Milati thi party mein dikhti gaadiyon mein linen katati

Fir dikhi Aurobino market mein kahin mere doston ke saath

Ye baat hai do hazar chudah ki karta tha promotion

Halka-fulka paisa baap ki gaadi bharata tel har roz hi

I was broke as fuck karne aata tha kam

Or DJ Karma ne shuru mein kah diya tha stay away from pussy

To main tha kaam pe ek din aa ke kehti where's your friend

Kar rahe the date woh donon saalon se nahi pata bahen

Woh pick nahi kar raha hai call usey bol dena ki call me back

I told her cool or chal pada karne kaam like it never happened

Fir ek raat club mein kisi usi dost ke saath hi hoon

Uh hai bas ek whiskey ka paisa toh main ek glass hi lun

Uh un donon ka breakup ho gaya milte hain lekin shit is cool

Us raat bhi mile donon thode awkward the main khada door

Uh nikala phone se jaise hi bandi aa ke baithi close

Main bar pe tha us glass ke saath woh aa ke pooch rahi kaise ho

Maine kaha sahi aur aankhen dhundhne lag gayin dost ko

To vo aane lag gayi pass aur pooch rahi Will you buy me a drink or no

Maine kaha nahi ye vali share kar lo

Dost nahi dikha kahin bhid thi bahut

Dost ki ex tryna feel me bro

Mere sar mein chal rahi hain cheezen sau (Bahanchod)

Jaise is bandi ka scene kya hai

Or koshish hai meri ise bhav kam doon (Bhav come)

Like how do I tell him

Ki usne ye pucha ki kya tum pay grind kar loon

Nau saal baad baitha tha stu' mein bula rahe the dost

Apne ghar pe thi house party

Achchha change hoga ye soch ke chala gaya

Aur kaafi the log jinhen jaanta nahi

Vahan dikha mujhe ek jana-pehchana sa chehra thi bave vo vahi bandi

Alag si lag rahi thi alag the kapade aur alag thi bandi ki energy

Aisi ki woh kabhi vaisi to thi hi nahi jaise daru to kabhi kahin pi hi nahi

Jaise nashe or Hauz Khas mein jee hi nahi

Is bandi se seekha main ek hi cheese

Ki kaise kuchh cheezen badal deti jindagi

Pehle woh dubi thi daaru mein ab usake gale mein choker nahi

Woh mangalsutra pahani hai

Pahle thi groupie ab doodh ki dhuli hai

Pahle tha rapper koi daddy ab bachchon ki mummy hai gharelu bandi hai

Shayad wo soche ki pahle bahut masti ki

Abhi do bachche aur pati hai

Badli woh kyonki thin bahut jimmedaariyaan

Bahut achchhi maa hai aur apne liye vakt nahi hai uh

Kiya jo sahi laga dekh ke

Atit ko fenke woh jab se

Usne ye socha ki ye bata kab tak

Koi bhagega aur bachega change say

Kiya jo sahi laga dekh ke fuck

Encore kahan hai

Isse phone karta hoon ek second

Hello abey yaar bandi to palat gayi yaar ye

Jiske saath main aaya hoon yaar show ke baad

Haan bhai I told her no fucking feelings bro

Pata nahi kya kah rahi hai doston se baat kar le mere

Ruk main tere ko callback karta hoon yaar

Do ghanta de mere ko isko samjhata hoon

Us dumb bitch ko baatein samajh nahi aa rahi to ye extra slow hai

I really love you for the night par mere pay extra do hain agli do raat ke lie

Tere naye daddy ke saath har raat nayi

J.Lo hai jo jaati tujhse extra low hai

Or extra thick hai or sexy lips hain hold up chal rahe mere extra lips hain

Kyonki ab woh lag rahi extra jealous or ye extra risk hai

Ek nakli rape ke case pe jail without the bail hai aur woh bhi extra shit hai

Dhyan se soch ke main wapas bed pe uske saath mein

Mera haath jaaye uski tang se hota hua andruni jangh pe

Kamar se khenchun usko apne paas mein

Kalai ko jitna tight se pakadun utni lambi saans le

Gale se aata uske kaan pe bolun meri chhoti-moti si baton ko jaan de

Main rehta hoon distant kitna distant Bitch saatven aasman pe

Baakiyon ne bech diye apne par pahle hi kaudiyon ke daam pe

It's funny kaun kya-kya kar sakta hai sorry ke naam pe

Or usse yaad aaya aaj raat ke liye thank you

Kal raat naya hotel bed naya restaurant naya menu

Tera dil todna hota to main pahle hi deta keh jhooth

Emotionally unavailable there's nothing that you can do

Aur woh sun rahi hai itne itminan ke sath

Hain honth abhi bhi chal rahe uske kaan ke pass

Aur usane bola fine I get it par ye tera hi hai loss

But promise me you'll call again

Main hans ke bola use Of course bye (Haha!)