Blatant Bid for Superstardom

I'd been nowhere near the asshole of success

Now I confess

Six obscure long years have passed

A change must come or I'll go mad

(La, la-la-la-la)

Obvious, I know, I know

(La, la-la-la-la)

No surprise, I know, I know it ain't right

Stone the crows, I'm singing cockney

Melodies, sound familiar

The kids don't notice this

They just get down and buy our products

(La, la-la-la-la)

Obvious, I know, I know

(La, la-la-la-la)

No surprise, I know, I know it ain't right

Played the game of court the tabloids

And become a household name

Songs used to be all important

But they pale next to fame now

(La, la-la-la-la)

Obvious, I know, I know

(La, la-la-la-la)

No surprise, I know, I know it ain't right

(La, la-la-la-la)

Obvious, I know, I know

(La, la-la-la-la)

No surprise, I know, I know it ain't right

I'd been nowhere near the asshole of success

Now I confess

Six obscure long years have been so wonderful

I know, I know it ain't right