Business Ethics

My cousin had an idea

He needed money for drugs

He went missing for days

Called his mom, "Please pay"

They got me in chains

They're gonna hurt me with knives

He was home the whole time

He was home smoking ice

Kidnap yourself

You're the hostage here

Kidnap yourself

Let's disappear

I had an idea

I needed time off of work

Boss told me, "Don't ask"

So I called that jerk

They got me zip ties

Say they'll take my life

I was home the whole time

And here's your invite

Kidnap yourself

You're the hostage here

Kidnap yourself

Let's disappear

Kidnap yourself

You're the hostage here

Kidnap yourself

Let's disappear

When your loved ones are burnt

And all your friends hate you

Enterprise put your brain to work

Devise a plan to scam them one last time

My cousin is full of ideas

He needs money for drugs

He found a scheme to rely on

Now he works in finance