I'll Never Fall In Love Again

What do you get

When you fall in love?

A girl with a pin

To burst your bubble

That's what you get

For all your trouble

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

What do you get

When you kiss a girl?

You get enough germs

To catch pneumonia

After you do

She'll never phone ya

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about

'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out

Out of the chains, the chains that bind you

And that's why I'm here to remind you

What do you get

When you fall in love?

Nothin' but pain

Lies and  sorrow

So for at least

Until tomorrow

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

(What'd you  get when you fall in love?)

(What'd you get when you fall in love?)

Never fall in love

(What'd you get when you fall in love?)

Never fall in love

(What'd you get when you fall in love?)

Never fall in love

(What'd you get when you fall in love?)

I'll never fall in love