I Don't Give A Damn About Football

Saturday night you turn on the SEC

But the only division here is between you and me

Cuz when the game comes on I’ll take a hard pass

Simply put: I don’t give a rat’s ass

Cuz I…

Don’t give a damn about football

You know I’m not the only one

Grown men in a mad brawl

No it’s not my kinda fun

Once a year I’ll watch it but only for the ads

And when I tell people that it always makes em mad

But I don’t give a damn about football

Sunday morning you turn on another game

Talking ‘bout the players like I know em all by name

You sit on the couch all day and stare

It’s been two whole months since I’ve been touched down there

And I…

Don’t give a damn about football

I know I’m not the only one

Grown men in a mad brawl

No it’s not my kinda fun

Once a year I’ll watch it but only for the ads

And when I tell people that it always makes em mad

But I don’t give a damn about football

I’ll pack up and leave and never come back again

If I hear you say the words PAC 10… or 12?

Cuz every single day is always the same

Cuz every single night there’s another f*cking game, and I….

Don’t give a damn about football

I know I’m not the only one

Grown men in a mad brawl

No it’s not my kinda fun

Once a year I’ll watch it but only for the ads

And when I tell people that it always makes em mad

But I don’t give a damn

No I don’t give a damn

No I don’t give a damn

About football