Somebody's Been Sleeping

Fe-fi-fo-fum

I can feel the presence of someone

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed

Somebody's been sitting in my chair

They ate up all my food (Mm, mm, mm, mm)

And I don't stand for such

Don't tell me it was a woman (Mm, mm, mm, mm)

'Cause a woman don't eat that much

My brand new silk pajamas (What a shame, what a shame)

They were balled up in the chair

My mind ain't playin' tricks on me (What a shame, what a shame)

Lord help him if he's still here

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed

Oh, somebody's been sitting in my chair

Cigarettes in my ashtray (Mm, mm, mm, mm)

And I don't even smoke

Somebody's been in my best booze (Mm, mm, mm, mm)

I can tell 'cause the seal is broke

I left my bedroom slippers (What a shame, what a shame)

Last night at the foot of my bed

And now they're in my livin' room (What a shame, what a shame)

And my bed was left unmade

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed

Oh, somebody's been sitting in my chair

Fe-fi-fo-fum

I can feel the presence of someone

Fe-fi-fo-fum

I can feel the presence of someone

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed

Somebody's been eating up my food

Oh, somebody's been walking in my shoes

Oh, somebody's been sitting in my chair

Somebody's