If I Was Abducted By Aliens

If I was abducted by aliens

I think it would be nice

They'd take me to their spaceship

full of flashing lights

Then we'd swing by your house

And take you to the stars

And they'd give us a planet

And we could make it ours

If I was abducted by aliens

I would shake their hands

Or whatever thingydingys they have instead of hands

I'd give them a coca cola

And hope it goes down nice

They'd give me funny goggles

So the sun wouldn't hurt my eyes

Excuse me Mr Alien

Do you have bathroom?

Can I ask where we're going?

Do I even wanna know?

Is doing this your job?

Do you hate your boss?

I hope they pay you well

I bet it's easy to get lost out here

It's easy to get lost out here

If I was abducted by aliens

I'd wanna look my best

I'd wear my shiny shoes

Cause I'm their special guest

Do you think that there'll be food?

Do you think that they eat food?

I'm sure they'll give us food

Or we'll be pretty screwed

Excuse Mr Alien

Can I ask you a question

Do you have special powers?

Or something cool like that

Or are you from the future?

Will it all be ok?

Or are you just like me?

Living day to day

Excuse me Mr Alien

I'm feeling kinda homesick

Can we drop by my planet

So I can say goodbye

Our families might be worried

I need to feed my dog

I'll draw you a map

I bet it's easy to get lost out here

It's easy to get lost out here