Redneck Love Song

I'm a simple man, ain't no other way to say it

Lay my cards on the table, only way I play it

I got some draw in my yaw, they can't imitate it

Tough and rowdy, reckless, rough around the edges

Ever since you came around

I've been thinkin' thoughts that I need to get out

So I, I grabbed a pen and a, a napkin

And I wrote this down

My tractor's green, my pasture's greener

My tea's sweet but, honey, you're sweeter

And my road is dirt, your heart is gold

I'm a man of few words but, baby, here it goes

My neck is red, my collar's blue

And I love you

Yeah, I know it might sound a little elementary

Like a nursery rhyme straight up from the country

It won't pass for Shakespeare, girl, I know it

But I'ma pour my heart out like a back porch poet

My tractor's green, my pasture's greener

My tea's sweet but, honey, you're sweeter

And my road is dirt, your heart is gold

I'm a man of few words but, baby, here it goes

My neck is red, my collar's blue

And I love you

Yeah, I love your pretty smile, I love your skinny jeans

I love the fact that you fell for a good 'ol boy like me

I love your long kiss and I love your long hair

I wanna shout it out from the town square

That I love you

I love you, I love you

Yeah, my tractor's green, my pasture's greener

My tea's sweet but, honey, you're sweeter

And my road is dirt, your heart is gold

I'm a man of few words but, baby, here it goes

My neck is red, my collar's blue

Yeah, I love your pretty smile, I love your skinny jeans

I love the fact that you fell for a good 'ol boy like me

I love your long kiss and I love your long hair

I wanna shout it out from the town square

That I love you

I love you

I love you

Yes, I do