Down To the Honkytonk

I got a house down a back road

I got a flag on the front porch

I got a dog named Waylen

I got a driveway that needs pavin'

I got a boat with a two-stroke

A couple "guaranteed to make you laugh" jokes

I got friends in low places

Yeah life is what you're makin'

I might not end up in the Hall of Fame

With a star on the sidewalk with my name

Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone

Nobody gonna name their babies after me

I might not go down in history

But I'll go down to the Honkytonk

I got a girl named Sheila

She goes batshit on tequila

I got a job that get's the job done

I got a loan at the bank, it's a big one

The only place you might see my name

Is on the wall "for a good time call"

I'm a local legend on a Friday night

In a Pabst Blue Ribbon neon light

I might not end up in the Hall of Fame

With a star on the sidewalk with my name

Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone

Nobody gonna name their babies after me

I might not go down in history

But I'll go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk (Yeah, let's go, c'mon!)

I might not end up in the Hall of Fame

With a star on the sidewalk with my name

Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone

Nobody gonna name their babies after me

I might not go down in history

But I'll go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk