Spinach In My Teeth

Sitting in your car

Broke each others hearts

Only took us five years

Quarter of my life

God, it felt so right

Right until it ended

Now all my friends, yeah

Raise a glass 'cause

I'm done with him and

They got me back, oh

They said he sucked and

He'd never last

God, I really wish they would have told me that

Five years and a really gross month

Is a fuckin' long time not to tell someone

I thought I was so in love

So I stayed too long

And it messed me up, oh

They should have said that

I could do much better

I see it all now that we're not together

Did everyone know, everyone but me?

Like I've been walking 'round

With spinach in my teeth

Should have called it quits

God, you're such a dick

And my family hates you

(They do, do, do)

Arrested by the cops

Cheated and got caught

How'd I ever date you?

Damn, everybody else knew

Five years and a really gross month

Is a fuckin' long time not to tell someone

I thought I was so in love

So I stayed too long

And it messed me up, oh

They should have said that

I could do much better

I see it all now that we're not together

Did everyone know, everyone but me?

Like I've been walking 'round

With spinach in my teeth

All my friends, yeah

Raise a glass 'cause

I'm done with him and

They got me back, oh

They said he sucked and

He'd never last

God, I really wish they would have told me that

Five years and a really gross month

Is a fuckin' long time not to tell someone

I thought I was so in love

So I stayed too long

And it messed me up, oh

They should have said that

I could do much better

I see it all now that we're not together

Did everyone know, everyone but me?

Like I've been walking 'round

With spinach in my teeth