OK OK OK

Walk into the party

See who's around

Someone says, "Who are ya?"

I'm still new in town

I head to the bar to get a drink and

You'll never believe who I would meet there

Drinking a Dirty Martini

My favorite movie star

I said, "Hey, I feel like I know ya

I feel like we're friends"

He said, "I don't owe ya anything

And that's where it ends"

Ha, ha, ha, I love it, man

You know I'm your number one

Your biggest fan

But I'll put you on the run away from me

Okay, okay, okay

I'm only kidding, but really

He loses composure

Calls security

"Can we talk this over?

Come on, man, I'm kidding"

I turn to the bar to buy him a beer

I feel a bottle break on my head

I'm seeing stars under the chandelier

And bleeding internally

I said, "Wait, we got off on the wrong foot

Let's try this again"

He said, "You don't know me, boy

And we are not friends"

Ha, ha, ha, I love it, man

You know I'm your number one

Your biggest fan

But I'll put you on the run away from me

Okay, okay, okay

I'm only kidding, but really

Ha, ha, ha, I love it, man

You know I'm your number one

Your biggest fan

But I'll put you on the run away from me

Okay, okay, okay

I'm only kidding, but really