Chuck Norris

Ngenie, but my people call me Cas Leezy, and the chicks call me Cas Sleezy

We wanna go cave man on them hoes, cause man it's just that easy

Chuck Norris on you breezes, one of the only guys you know that counted to infinity

Twice

The remedy

To anything that's sickening

A snake bit me and died, my anti-venom was all venom-y

Back in effect, the effect, y'all feeling me

In fact, the fact is, y'all couldn't get rid of me

Spit back to back, in harmonious villainy

Swishers in the house, shout out to felony

But y'all loving at Doz and Lo

Big ups to Bro and Los

What you really know about the spokes and vogues

Chuck Norris when I pours a Four

Then kick it like Bruce Lee did Chuck, on the Floor

Hold up

Squares get round house kicked

Fold up

I don't sleep, I close my eyes

Kill you in your dreams

N show up

Show Nuff

So what

Bad guy, believe it or not

Kill ya 15 times

One karate chop, handicap sign, not for the handicapped

Warning

This is what you get when you park in my spot, bitch

Feeling like Chuck Norris, feeling like, feeling like Chuck Norris

Feeling good, feeling great, in case you didn't notice

Cause we are bad motherfuckers, and you better know it

Feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like Chuck Norris

Feeling like Chuck Norris, feeling like, feeling like Chuck Norris

Feeling good, feeling great, in case you didn't notice

Cause we are bad motherfuckers, and you better know it

Feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like Chuck Norris

I'm out of my noodle and dude, I cannot seem to find myself

Any recommendations, doctor, anything that you think might help

They saying I'm bookoo-coo-coo, like I'm eating Chewbacca's poo-poo

But if that's the case, then place me in some type of cage and hate me

And have some ape undrape me, while some female ape felac(io) me

This seems crazy but lately baby, no shit can faze me

I'm superhuman with superpowers, and I'm super riled up

And I'm popping wheelies on unicycles, while I bark at rifles

While I'm riding that tightrope, I make onions cry, and they might choke

And I might choke some man's throat, with a cordless phone that's damn broke

Well, you can ask my manners, Superman

I am Bruce Banner

They all wear them Doze Pyjamas

Get yourself prepared for the winter

Get yourself prepared for a winner

Look, I'm feeling getting some shit, and shit can't even handle my stench

Common sense should tell you this shit, bitch

Listen, you damn dog, I'll blow your head off

Bad things happen to good people

What made you decide to work with dogs in the first place

Feeling like Chuck Norris, feeling like, feeling like Chuck Norris

Feeling good, feeling great, in case you didn't notice

Cause we are bad motherfuckers, and you better know it

Feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like Chuck Norris

Feeling like Chuck Norris, feeling like, feeling like Chuck Norris

Feeling good, feeling great, in case you didn't notice

Cause we are bad motherfuckers, and you better know it

Feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like, feeling like Chuck Norris

I'm feeling like, feeling like Crane kicking this shit about these rap machios

Think you're hard like the rock, boy, try to walk tall and get dropped low

I leave em curl like pistachios

Clean house, no mop and glow, call me Blanca

You don't want a street fight with this monster, I'm shocking hoes

I keep away from that bull shit

I stay throwing hadukens

All you can

Suck balls if you don't like how I do shit

It's Mr. Press, yo, luck, Norris

Ain't none after

Ain't none before us

Roundhouse soaring

Nunchuck throwing

Be a drone, and you better know it

I'm all in it, baby lately

Crazy with my insanity

So awesome that all my dreams have dreams of becoming reality

It's a triumph's tragedy

A heavenly hellish masterpiece

But so cool, other people's shadows choose to follow me

They say, what's gotten into you, boy

I say, Chuck Norris ninja

But I be with the bloods

Five deadly venoms

Give you that Walker Texas Ranger great throat kick

Then blame it on scapegoat Rick

Don't growl at me

Did you steal two kilos of cocaine

Feelin' like Chuck Norris

Feelin' like, feelin' like Chuck Norris

Feelin' good, feelin' great, in case you didn't notice

Cause we are bad motherfuckers, and you better know it

Feelin' like, feelin' like, feelin' like, feelin' like, feelin' like, feelin' like Chuck Norris

Feelin' like Chuck Norris

Feelin' like, feelin' like Chuck Norris

Feelin' good, feelin' great, in case you didn't notice

Cause we are bad motherfuckers, and you better know it

Feelin' like, feelin' like, feelin' like, feelin' like, feelin' like, feelin' like Chuck Norris