Bhai Hai

Tere bhaaee ka naam kya hai Bali Enzo, beat to baja Daal ke ye challa munh mein, pooraa din mohalla ghume Saath jaane bolta hai, roj isko tallaa doon main Kyunki muje maalum hai, ye milte hee bolegaa Ki "bhaaee, bandee dilava de", jaise dalla hoon main Kitni baar bola hai, "raat ko phone mat kario" Raat ke teen baje bakchodi ke form mat bhariyo Ek din, mere bhaaee, too mera murder karvaa degaa Jab bhee ghar se call aaye, please, moan mat kario Unh, kar raha hai gaalee khaane waale kaam Maarthe hue leke jaaun Samalkha se Kale Khan Apana pet bharne ka tuje mauqaa to milee Bhaaee party, bhaaee party, kabhi tohafaa bhee to de Baathen karthaa breakup waali, munh banaake ye lugaai waalaa Apanee gang chhod ke too bhee kahaan hee jaa raha Pooraa din mere ghar padaa rahata, jamaai saalaa Koon se bhee gadha apana beer waalaa bhaichara Baathen iski saaree hawaii hai Jesaa bhee hai, jesaa bhee hai, bhosdi ka, bhaaee hai Jab bhee munh kholaa isane, maan hee chudaai hai Jesaa bhee hai, jesaa bhee hai, bhosdi ka, bhaaee hai Jitni pee, usse zyada giraayi hai Jesaa bhee hai, jesaa bhee hai, bhosdi ka, bhaaee hai Iske kilaaf maine deni gavaahi hai Jesaa bhee hai bhaaee hai Abe, aisa kaise bol raha hai, mera bhaaee nahin hai (saale) Teri aisee kaun see baath hai jo chhupaai nahin hai? Yaad kar, massage lene gaya too, spa waali didi bhee sharma rahee thi Massage to karai nahin hai Baath-baath pe baap bole, "liya godee hai" Bring your bakchodi, bhaaee, B-Y-O-B hai Hans-hans ke joke pe mere laal ho gaya tha Yaad kar, tuje Thailand mein pyaar ho gaya tha (ye maravaayega,, bahenchod) Bhaaee, vo ladkee nahin, ladka tha Haea chali, dikhaa kundi waalaa daravaaza Peechha kiya maine Dekha ladkon waale stall mein susu karne gae, unka nalka tha Tere alaava, bhaaee, saba feekaa hai (saba kuch) Saba kuch tere se to seekha hai (too hee hai) Tere liye, bhaaee, main to bandee chhod doon Bas too vo nahin de saktaa, vaise uska bhee tareekaa hai Baathen iski saaree hawaii hai Jesaa bhee hai, jesaa bhee hai, bhosdi ka, bhaaee hai Jab bhee munh kholaa isane, maan hee chudaai hai Jesaa bhee hai, jesaa bhee hai, bhosdi ka, bhaaee hai Jitni pee, usse zyada giraayi hai Jesaa bhee hai, jesaa bhee hai, bhosdi ka, bhaaee hai Iske kilaaf maine deni gavaahi hai Jesaa bhee hai bhaaee hai